March 12, 2005

Old Girl

You know I've always considered 25 as being the point where you hit your quarter-life crisis. But really, the average human lifespan is about 80 years, so in fact, the quarter-life crisis hits at the age of 20-21. Yikes, that makes me feel even more old! I thought I had one more year before this impending doom, but alas, it's hit and has passed me by without my conscious knowledge. I'm telling you, everything starts to go downhill after 21...

I can't pull those crazy strings of all-nighters anymore, candy gives me toothaches, and the first-years look oh so young. I'd probably lose at Four Square or Wall Ball. I no longer dream of getting the entire Sweet Valley High series for a wedding gift. Gremlins don't scare the bejezus out of me and the cute Michelle Tanner is on her way to becoming a billionaire.

Posted by mich at 11:24 AM | dreams [4]